There's no one else in the world I'd Rather Have Snoring Loud As Fuck beside me, wooden wick, soy wax candle,

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There's no one else in the world I'd Rather Have Snoring Loud As Fuck beside me

Wooden wick, soy wax candle, perfect for gifting to that special someone who keeps you up at night, interrupts your reading and rattles the windows...Be it he or she, this ones for them. Valentine's Day, Mother's Day and Fathers Day are just around the corner, get those sweet, sentimental gifts now, lol!

It's not just funny, it's a crazy strong candle!

Top Notes: Blueberry Muffins

Middle Notes: Smoked Bacon

Bottom Notes: Maple Syrup

•Wooden wick

•Phthalate free fragrance and Essential oil

•Handmade candle

•Jar candle

•Long burning

•8 Oz amber jar candle

•Patented Lumetique®️wooden wicks for consistent and safe burns.

Handmade in small batches using unique ingredients.

We created a beautiful and inviting Amber colored Jar to accent your fall and winter decor and the crackle of a hand cut wooden wick to add to the experience, be sure to clean it and save it to reuse.


Our wooden wick candles are NOT ASSOCIATED with Newell Brands Inc. and its subsidiaries, including the WOODWICK(R) brand.
We proudly use Lumentique patented wicks from The Wooden Wick, Co. exclusively in the making of our candles.
“Lumetique Wooden Wick Technology” means all patents, patent applications, know-how and trade secrets relating to wooden wicks owned or controlled by Lumetique, Inc. including, without limitation, such technology covered by claims included in U.S. Design Patents Nos. US D644,359, US D643,554, US D644,360, US D678,558, US D705,459


The basics of lighting and enjoying your wooden wick candle are simple, but there are a few things to keep in mind:

✂It is IMPORTANT to trim a wooden wick to 1/8” – 3/16”, and no longer. If the wick is too long, the wax will not pull up the wick, and the flame will dim or even extinguish.

⛔️NEVER remove wax from around the wick, it starves the wick and creates a tunnel.

If your wooden wick is extinguishing shortly after lighting it, trimming is the problem.

Simply give it a trim with wick trimmers, nail clippers or simply snap the char off with your fingers or tap if off with your lighter and remove the wick bits, light it at the wax level and you'll be crackling away!!

Check out the little video instruction over on our YouTube channel

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Are scented candles and skincare products triggers for asthma or allergies?
Although millions of Americans regularly use scented products without any negative effects, it is always possible that a particular fragrance might trigger a negative reaction in a very small percentage of sensitive individuals. Individuals with known sensitivities to specific fragrances may want to avoid products of those scents. In addition, consumers should remember to burn all candles, whether scented or unscented, in a well-ventilated area and test skincare products in a small area before use.

**Cleaning out your candle jar to reuse it

Hot water can be used to easily and safely remove wax. Place the candle on a stable surface protected with a towel or newspaper.

Use a spoon to remove as much wax as you can. Pour very hot water into the container ( I use a regular fill from my coffee pod machine), leaving room at the top. The hot water will melt the wax and it will float to the top.

Let the water cool overnight and simply pop out the wax “cookie” that formed on top of the water.

Strain the water to get rid of any small wax bits (Don’t pour wax down the drain) !
I pour mine into a used coffee filter after I’ve brewed a pot and toss the filter, coffee and wax (remove wick tab) into my compost.

Wipe any remaining wax and clean with hot soap and water or pop it in the dishwasher.**