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Don't Be A Dick

It really is that easy.

You know all those things they taught us in kindergarten? If you don't have anything nice to say, treat others like you want to be treated, don't spit or pinch or hit, say please and thank you and hello and good bye...
Its really not that hard, but some people (not y'all) seem to be making it increasingly common to jmujst be rude, demanding or entitled.

I’m not just a funny label either! I smell exactly like a steamy hot caramel macchiato from your favorite coffee shop!!!

•100% Midwest Soy wax

•Natural Patented Lumentique wood wick


•Phthalate Free

Available in our Pint Jar size only

Note Profile:
Top: Coffee
Middle: Rich Sweet Cream, Sugar
Base: Caramel


Our ingredients are Responsibly sourced, American grown, Vegan, Carbon Neutral, Cruelty Free and Handmade in Indiana.

We use a special SOY WAX made from 100% Midwest Soy Beans, grown mainly in Indiana, Illinois and Kentucky. Most of these beans were in the field less than a year before you lit the candle made from them. Our soy wax is a renewable and sustainable crop that doesn’t require deforestation or oil supplies, it is only limited by how much our farmers want to grow!

Our wicks are patented Crackling Wicks from the Wooden Wick Company. American Grown, hand cut WOOD WICKS are made with another business model we support:

The Wooden Wick Co partnered with TREES FOR THE FUTURE. For Every $100 of Wooden Wicks sold, one tree is planted. This Year to Date, The Wooden Wick Co. & Community has planted 10,000 Trees!
– Create educational opportunities for children
– Empower Women
– Build strong communities
– Permanently increase the income of farmers
– Help families to feed themselves
– Provide permanent and seasonal work

Our tints are manufactured using vegetable oils or ingredients extracted from vegetable oils. These new formulations are now Prop 65 and REACH Compliant.

Our jars are made just next door in Lancaster, Ohio by Anchor Hocking since 1905. They are recyclable and reusable!!

We source biodegradable peanuts (dissolve in water) and post consumer made boxes for our shipping needs.

We have a way to go, but we are striving to meet our own person goals for a completely locally sourced, handmade, eco friendly craft.

Our candles are an affordable luxury you can FEEL GOOD about adding to your home. We use simple clean ingredients, minimal labeling and packaging and focus on the product in the jar.